My Upgrades Are Invincible

Chapter 145

Chapter 145

Merlin stood there mumbling about wonky time nonsense, whether helping me would mess with the visions she had in the future and if she was ever able to see me to begin with how Fate had no strings on me.

"Hey... What are you going to do with Artoria if she does become your Servant?' Merlin asked and my mind was filled with a thick flowery smell as her eyes were glowing a light pink. Thankfully I was immune to mind affecting nonsense both magically and biologically with the combination of my Eldritch Necklace and my Pure Body skill taking care of anything it considered 'foreign' to my body.

"I am going to collect a harem of all the saber faces." I said in a monotone like I was actually under her mind-control/hypnosis. "Then I am going to create a non-lethal tournament where they fight to win an all they can eat buffet." I joked with my face clearing up making Merlin's face scrunch up.

The rest of the crowd was watching this scene on tenterhooks ready to metaphorically dog pile the Magus of Flowers, should she attempt to attack me.

Merlin sighed and brushed her hands through her white hair obviously frustrated that I wasn't so easily toyed with. "Ughhh... Well can't be helped... Never seen little Artoria in a harem, other than her in the odd threesome or something." Merlin spoke and I could practically see the 'This is Fine...' meme in is head as he shrugged all responsibility away.

"I will help you bind this Artoria in a Servant contract but in return you must without fail also subdue another form of her that is causing problems that has elevated herself into a Divine Spirit." Merlin spoke tiredly and my mind was filled with the image of the light version of Boobtoria or in other words Lancer Artoria, though I had plans to snag the alter version as well.

I had fond memories of her alter lancer form carrying me through the majority of FGO's initial storyline as I had terrible luck rolling lancers, so I admit to having a bit of nostalgia for her. Seriously I rolled Artoria, Gilgamesh, Ishtar, and Jeanne, by the time I beat the third singularity in Rome and still didnt get a decent lancer other than her.

I nodded smiling lightly as I spoke. "Shouldn't be a problem... I have methods to deal with divines from my travels in the Reverse Side of the World." Merlin nodded hearing my words but out of nowhere Fou made a mighty dash from behind a bush and jumped into the air. The source of this content nov(el)bi((n))

"Die Merlin!" The little Beast of Humanity cried out as he kicked Merlin in the face and knocked her to ground and began to violently maw the succubus's face.

Mash cried out in shock and ran away from Fujimaru and Olga to separate them seeing as Merlin didnt threaten the others, I guess.

But still a bad idea to leave the helpless people without her protection. I am going to have to remind her when we get back to Chaldea. I thought as Mash went about peeling the feral squirrel off of Merlin and as the succubus sat up all the scratches and bite marks faded almost instantly except for the weird paw print where Fou drop kicked Merlin in the face.

"Alrighty. So, Jake what I am going to do is implant an Avalon within you and then when you are fighting Artoria, I need you to kiss her and make sure to get some of your saliva in her." Merlin said confidently.

"I physically can't say such information lest the clairvoyant powers of the great enemy deem you all too much of a threat and decides to extinguish you." Merlin said with a sigh, but she obviously forced on a smile and gave me a wink. "Take care of my Artoria and don't bully her too much... Thats my job Haha!"

With that little line she disappeared into flower petals which fell to the ground and as the magic within the flowers dissipated the flowers themselves disappeared like embers carried in the wind.

"Bah... That pansy reminds me of the fey that would occasionally wander out into Ireland." Cu spat and stretched getting ready for us to march on to deal with Artoria. "So kid, why do you want to snag that Saber? She is kinda fucked up in the head from the grails corruption."

I didnt want to say, to feed the harem... Even if it was true.

"She is literally King Arthur and having Excalibur in any form will be a major boon especially as I will be able to fuel her mana needs fairly easily." My head cannon as for why even with basically unlimited mana from Chaldea, none of the servants could spam their Noble Phantasm's was that Chaldea itself had a limited output at the best of times.

Whereas any Servant contracted to me directly skips the whole Chaldea system and I was literally a primordial human in Nasuverse terms with my Pure Body skill giving my mana the purest efficiency in fueling their bodies let alone the actual amount of mana I as a level five has.

"Heh. Whatever you say, just take a bit of advice from a man who was ruined by women. They are more trouble they are worth." He groaned and I shivered feeling the killing intent from basically all the woman here except from Mash who only looked sad at being called troublesome.

"Let's get going before you get put in the doghouse." I said and then picked up Olga in a princess style as she stomped over to obviously yell at Cu.

"Hey, I didnt say you could pick me up." She muttered turning pink in the face at feeling embarrassed but she didnt yell about having me put her down as in Fujimaru's words, I had a reliable feel, and they knew I wouldn't drop them.

"Mash, carry your Master on your back. We need to get going." I ordered and had to roll my eyes as Tamamo made it plain that another woman wouldn't be touching her 'husband'...

"No! Cute girls like you will seduce Master away!" She yelled as she likewise princess carried Fujimaru blushed at being pushed into the kitsune's large breasts.

Well looks like her berserker instincts have kicked in and she has imprinted onto Fujimaru... I both envy and feel pity for her.