Divine Lucky Star

Chapter 329

The boss who has been watching backstage wipe a cold sweat, but it's OK. I didn't expect that Yue Peng really stood up!

As soon as he put his heart down, he began to listen carefully to the cross talk.

Yue Peng said: "the first two days I went to a restaurant with my girlfriend. I wanted crayfish. She wanted lobster. I was angry at that time. In front of everyone's face, I cried out:" what's wrong with you! What's wrong with Xiao? Can't I satisfy you when I'm young? "

Below the audience burst into laughter, and then coax "hush"

Wang Hao: you are a disgrace

Yue Peng: "then guess what happened?"

Wang Hao: what's the matter

Yue Peng: "my girlfriend actually Break up with me! She said I was a good man

Wang Hao: "this is a good card issued."

Yue Peng: "at that time, I asked her: if I'm really good, why don't you?"

Wang Hao, smile is pure

Audience: "Shhh..."

When Yue Peng talks about it, he feels the same! Because he found that this time up to now, no audience went to the toilet!

This is great progress! Yue Peng said, "I broke up, I'm single, and I'm upset! I thought about what to do? Oh, yes! It's said that a Zen master is very angry recently. His words are very philosophical. I'll go and ask him about it! "

Wang Hao: "Yo, is that a great monk?"

Yue Peng: "eminent monk, you must be an eminent monk! I'll go! When I was in front of several people, I heard someone ask the Zen master: Master, I am often bullied by others, so I can't be upright! Then the Zen master took a snake out of his sleeve

Wang Hao: what does he mean

Yue Peng: "yes, I'm also curious! I listened to the man in front of me: Master, do you mean that people must be able to stretch and contract like snakes when they live? Guess what the master said

Wang Hao: what did you say

Yue Peng: "Master said no, I mean whoever bullies you again will put the snake in his bed! You see, this Master explained it, absolutely

Two people finished this paragraph, below already had already laughed into a piece!

This Zen master style is a popular style of Wang Hao's previous life. It is about a Zen master who answers all kinds of questions. The jokes are very funny and are loved by netizens.

And this world's people have never heard of this, at this time, the effect!

"Ha ha ha ha! This Zen master is so interesting

"The expression of this little mountain is so cheap!"

"I can't, I'll laugh first!"

At this time, Wang Hao on the stage said: "there is philosophy! What's your question

Yue Peng: "me, the question I asked is much deeper than him! I asked Zen master: Why did the champion and runner up make the same effort in a competition, and people only remember the champion? Zen master said: let me tell you a philosophy of life! When the world said this, Yue Peng, with a cheap and cute expression on his face, said, "my God, the Zen master rolled his sleeves to beat me!"

Can't you beat Wang Chunxin

After this, the audience laughed again!

"Ha ha ha ha, this guy is too cheap!" "It's so interesting. It's so funny!" "Oh, I can't. I'll laugh first! I want to go to the bathroom

The rhythm of the whole studio hall has been completely brought up by the two people, and the laughter has never stopped!

"Today, Yue Peng is as helpful as God." The boss is in the back to see muddle force! He never thought cross talk could say that! Yue Peng is so cheap in the stands, but the audience below like him! This boy has a bright future. He will be the new pillar of our happy people's Congress!

The boss is in this beautiful, suddenly the master of the front guard flustered and rushed over. As soon as he met, he called out: "boss, it's not good! Car! There are so many cars out there

A lot of cars out there? What happened?

The boss was obviously a little confused, and then he ran out without saying a word - it should not be Zhou Dina who did something wrong?!

Then he ran two steps and beat his head hard. If he really committed a crime, it should be a police car! What's the matter with these cars?!

Two people rushed to the door, and then the boss looked silly!

Jaguar! Actually, it's Jaguar, and NIMA is a whole team! Sleeping trough, this row of cars, there must be ten of them?! This is a big client. Are they all here to see a play? But Zhou TA took it in. If they knew they had been fooled

"Well, how many of you are..." The boss rushed forward and saw a young man like a young man coming down from the top of the first Jaguar. He quickly and cautiously asked, "is the parking lot of the opposite Hotel insufficient? You can use the parking lot here

"It's really dirty," said Zhao Zhenhao, who got out of the car with a frown. Before returning to the boss, he asked Liu Huaqiang to clean up the venue. "First, clean up the place. It's too dirty. There are plastic bags everywhere."The boss:.... " Nima image project forgot to do!

Hurry to apologize: "this young master does not bother your people, I call cleaning up!" Then he looked carefully at Zhao Zhenhao's face and asked, "Sir, are you here to watch Zhou's program?"

"Who's Zhou Dana?" Hearing what the boss said about Zhou Da Na, Zhao Zhenhao asked strangely, "we are here to see Xiao Yueyue. Is he here?"

Shit, what's going on? When was Yue Peng so fierce?! He was born in a big family?!

The boss looks confused. The roar of the car engine rings. The boss turns his head and looks

Trough, Ferrari! Nima is still a team!

In the eyes of the boss, there is a red Ferrari road ahead, followed by the range rover, Bentley Continental, Maserati, and Porsche. A large group of luxury cars are coming and parking in the parking lot

The boss is stupid! What's the situation today?!

"Lao Zhao, you come very fast," Fang Wenbin, a sportswear, got out of the car and said with a smile, "I thought I could be the first to arrive, but I didn't expect to be a little later than you. Why didn't you go in? "

"It's too dirty. I'll have someone clean it first." Zhao Zhenhao put on a pair of white gloves and said with a smile, "Miss White hasn't arrived yet. Anyway, we're not in a hurry. Let's wait first."

This group of young masters and ladies are all here to listen to cross talk?!

The boss was wondering. At this moment, a Rolls Royce came from afar!

Sleeping trough, this is a luxury car only seen on TV! Real luxury car! It's coming. It's driving! I'll take a picture later Ah? Ah?! He drove in and stopped in our parking lot

The boss's saliva is about to flow down. Is this a bad luck today?! How come all the heavyweights come on stage?!

After the Rolls Royce stopped, the driver trotted out of the car and opened the door. Then the boss of the stage saw a woman with a pair of large Sunglasses coming out of the car.

The boss was in a daze.

What is the origin of this iceberg woman? What a frightful atmosphere!

"You can count it," Zhao Zhen Hao Fang Wenbin rushed forward and said with a smile, "xiaoyueyue is here, let's go in now?"

Bai Ya nodded and said, "well, let's go."

"Gentlemen, this is..." The boss was suddenly soaked in cold sweat, intuition told him, today is not right!

His small temple can't hold so many Bodhisattvas!

As a result, this is not over, there is a row of cars coming from behind. After parking, they will start to get down from the car to foreigners!

The boss:.... "

Do I have Kaohsiung today?! These big Bodhisattvas are coming here in piles?! Look at these people's clothes! The suit is straight! One by one, they are all Armani!

Now look at those gold masters in Zhou Dana. I can't compare them!