Divine Lucky Star

Chapter 326

"Listen up," Wang Hao began to say, "there are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose..."

All of them said, "well

Wang Hao: "quick fried fish maw, quick fried fish slices, quick fried pork slices with vinegar, stewed three delicacies, stewed white mushrooms, stewed pigeon eggs..."

All of them said, "well

Wang Hao: "red meatballs, white meatballs, Nanjian meatballs, Sixi meatballs, Sanxian meatballs, Jiwan meatballs, fresh shrimp balls..."

All of them said, "well

Wang Hao: "burn the liver tip, fat intestines, heart, lung, purple cap, Lian tie, baogaier..."

All of them said, "well

Wang Hao: "how about stewing pickled vegetables, Chinese cabbage, stewed peas, stewed lentils, green beans, fried cowpeas, and pickled shredded kohlrabi! Professional is not professional! " Lie trough so big a section elder brother unexpectedly really all said up! fucking great!

After his physique has been reformed, his memory naturally is needless to say. His mouth is much sharper and his pronunciation is clear. Although the music in the bar is loud, everyone can hear it clearly and it is not disordered. This basic skill is even more professional than that of a professional!

All the people around are confused!

Everyone's mouth has become an "O" shape, full face can't believe!

Liu Huaqiang out of a cold sweat - I drop a good, feelings at the beginning of his hands or merciful! Otherwise, I'll talk to you. If you really say it, there will be nothing wrong with your young master!

"My God, brother Hao, I really believe it!" Yue Peng directly knelt down: "I've learned cross talk for four years, but I can't say it. How do you practice it, brother hao?"?! Teach me

"What's the matter? I'm good at it. I'll help you get a job tomorrow?" Wang Hao said with a smile, "is it still possible?"

"That must be done!" Yue Peng excitedly said: "brother Hao, you are such a mouthful. I think those audiences will never go to the toilet together tomorrow when they come to my program."

Wang Hao:

Look at this kid's miserable life. Your show is the time to go to the bathroom

"Dapeng," Wang Hao said solemnly, "in fact, I think you still have a lot of room for improvement in crosstalk. Haven't you thought about it?"

"Ah? There is still room for improvement? " Hearing Wang Hao talk about this, Yue Peng was also surprised and said, "my master said that my level is just like this, this thing is a talent, I can't change it! I can't even say it now

"I'm not talking about basic skills," Wang Hao began to tell Yue Peng, "you have to know, crosstalk also has to keep pace with the times. This thing is not only a test of basic skills, you know?"

Crouching, brother Hao, this is the rhythm of crosstalk to Yue Peng!

A group of people suddenly pricked up their ears, and Liu Huaqiang was even more energetic. Hao Ge said something that no one had a chance to hear. Niuforced did not explain it!

"First of all, you don't have a solid foundation, do you?" Wang Hao said, "but this is not a problem! Not solid, there are not solid solutions! Look at your appearance. You are chubby with small eyes. You look cute. Since you can't eat by your ability, you should rely on your appearance

Listen to Wang Hao say that Yue Peng can eat by his beauty. A group of girls are stunned when they sit beside him!

As soon as you smile, you will have a little fat man with a slit in his eyes. You can also eat by your appearance?!

My God! Is the world going to be destroyed?!

"Brother Hao, don't make fun of me," Yue Peng was shocked. "I can still rely on my appearance to eat?"

"That's a must," Wang Hao decisively showed a demonic smile: "I'll hurry up, you can use the word" death "in your future artistic style! There is a saying that good, trees do not have skin will die, no doubt, people do not want to face, the world is invincible, you have to put people to the extreme! As long as you can make the best of this, you will be the first brother of cross talk in the future

The lowest man is invincible

What a mess of theories are you talking about?!

All the people on the scene were stunned. Brother Hao was absolutely amazing. Where did this experience come from?! As for Yue Peng, is he invincible if he is cheap?

"Hao Brother Hao, "Yue Peng said he was hurt:" am I really so cheap... "

"It's not derogatory. For an actor, it's a performance, and that's a technical job." Wang Hao slapped Yue Peng on the shoulder and said, "I'll give you an example. You can't say it, can you?"

Yue Peng nodded: "yes."

"That's what you usually do next time," Wang Hao said. "For example, there are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose When it comes to this, you forget. What to do? You stare big eyes, a face of surprise, hand cover mouth, and then say: my God, I actually forgot the back! Try it

Is this about to try?

A few people around him became curious. They all wanted to know how the little fat man could eat by his face

"Is that really good?" Yue Peng was obviously a little suspicious, but Hao said that there should be no problem, so he began to learn: "there are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose..." Then he opened his eyes directly, surprised on his face, and put his hand over his mouth: "my God, I forgot the one behind me!" That face is cheap like, absolutely force joy to burst a watch!"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Looking at Yue Peng's humble and cute appearance, people around him instantly burst into laughter!

Xiao Meng's whole body was about to fall on Wang Hao, covered his stomach and said with a smile, "brother Hao, I can't do it. This little fat man wants to laugh when he sees it!"

"My God!" Yue Peng couldn't believe it. He looked at Wang Hao: "brother Hao, how can they all laugh down? I didn't do anything!"

Everyone laughed again!

"Well, you see?" Wang Hao said with a smile: "I'll tell you about your image. You'll play the word cheap to the extreme, absolutely big fire!"

"I'll try!" Yue Peng thought more and more, his eyes were brighter and said, "brother Hao, you will accompany me to catch up with me tomorrow?"

"That's no problem," Wang Hao nodded. "I'll tell you, cross talk is something that other people can say, even if they have good basic skills? I'm sure most people don't say that funny! Why, because of their bad looks! You go to that station, just your looks and cute expression, that's the laughingstock

Yue Peng felt his self-confidence in a flash!

He knew for the first time that he could eat by his face!

"Cheng, brother Hao, I will practice hard when I go back today to see how I can be more cheap!" Yue Peng nodded his head fiercely and said, "I think it should be effective at that time." He said this, and suddenly a little frustrated: "but brother Hao, I'm cheap, but I don't have a joke. The cross talk I said is not funny. Can you just rely on cheap?"

"I have as many jokes as I want!" If you want to say anything else, it's worth worrying about. Wang Hao just takes one of these jokes casually, which is a masterpiece! He said with a smile: "you just don't worry. I'll tell you a few about it later. I'll make sure it works well! By the way, you have to have a stage name. You can't call Dapeng any more. You don't like it! "

"Ah?" Yue Peng was surprised and said, "what's my name better?"

"Well..." Wang Hao made a fuss about xuanxu. Then he laughed and said, "you can call yourself Xiaoyue mountain in the future."

"Xiaoyueyue..." Yue Peng read it twice, and then he said, "Cheng, this name is good. After that, I will be called Xiaoyue Yue!"

A group of people around him: --

This name is cheap enough!

Liu Huaqiang is really open-minded today. He has to report back to the young master. He can't fight with Wang Hao in the future. This kind of goods is a model of invincible when people are cheap!

Wang Hao continued: "now you have a stage name, but you still lack one of the most important things."

"Ah?" Yue Peng's face was muddled: "still lack of things? What is missing? "

"Sign!" Wang Hao is serious nonsense: "you think, you now have a stage name, have their own characteristics, but you still have a logo! You have to have your own theme song, right? Every time the show is over, you have to have something to finish! Let the audience remember you thoroughly

"Theme song!" Yue Peng was so stupid: "I have to have my own theme song when I say cross talk?"

"That must be Wang Hao laughs: "your style is so cheap, you have to have a more cheap theme song finale, right?"

"Yes, yes," Yue pengmeng nodded, "what's the name of this theme song?"

"I've thought of all the names for you!" Mentioning Wang Hao, it was like opening his mouth: "it's called the song of the five rings!"